I have a problem

It's not that I want to live everywhere. It's that I don't want to live anywhere.
I'm overwhelmed with people, and want to not see a single person for a week.

In other news, yesterday I did get to travel...
by car,
by train,
by plane,
by bus,
and by scooter
I think that is some kind of monumental accomplishment in my life that could possibly never happen again.